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Matagal ka sa banyo kasi pinapaikot mo nang pinapaikot yung tubig sa BALDE. XD

Paunahan sa pupuntahan

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MAHULI MAY TAE SA PUWET
(takbuhan)

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Singit isa
-MANIWALA TANGA!

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Sinusubukan mong isara yung pinto ng refrigerator ng dahan dahan para malaman mo kung mamamatay ba yung ilaw sa loob.

Rosa: Ano yun?
Pedro: Your eyes are really attractive..
Rosa: Talaga?
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Pedro: Oo, they attract each other! XD

Most irritating moment
- Morning alarm :)

Most difficult task
- To find SOCKS \m/

Most Dreadful Journey
- way to class 

Most lovely time
- meeting friends

Most tragic moment
- Surprise test in 1st period

Most wonderful news.
- TEACHER IS ABSENT \m/ \m/

• Minor subject na feeling Major ..

• Ipis na lilipad-lipad nagfifeeling butterfly ..

• Dami-dami mong sinabi sa chat/text tapos reply “K” ..

• Katext si crush biglang battery low ..

• Magsyotang PDA sa harap mo ..

• Tagged photos sa FB na hindi mo naman picture ..

• Lalagyanan ng icecream sa ref kala mo ice cream yung laman yun pala isda/karne ..

• Ref na puro tubig ang laman ..

• Pasahero na ayaw i-abot yung bayad mo ..

• Ang kapatid mo na walang sawang utos ng utos ..

• Internet na di-uling sa sobrang bagal ..

• At ang mga Chain Message na may mamatay kapag di mo nasend sa 25 na tao

New Teacher: Students tell your names & hobbies?

Boys:
I’m Sam , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I’m John, My hobby is watching Bubble.
I’m Tom, My hobby is also watching Bubble.

Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That’s Good!

Now Girls, Please?

Girl: Hi! My name is Bubble.. 

IKAW: uy! penge naman nyan!

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SIYA: wala na! isa na lang to eh!
HAAHA! lol.

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mas nakakatawa pa ung TAWA ng katabi mo
kesa dun sa mismong JOKE… :D

C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping.

at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
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in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.