C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping.

at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
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in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.

Ms.CHINA: congratulations Angola!

Ms.ANGOLA: thanks China, you like my crown?
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Ms.CHINA: yes of course, go check what’s written on it..

(then Angola takes off her crown and read the little words on the back..)

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engraved on the crown: “MADE IN CHINA”

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And look how far the love of God will take you..

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4=101%

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iiwan ka rin pagdating ng ARAW..

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Pilo: 59 books po.
Guro: Good. Ang 18 + 29 + 30 books?
Pilo: 77 books.
Guro: Very good. Now, what is 950 + 136 + 672 + 490 + 854 books?
Pilo: Maam, library po!

1. ELEVATOR.

2. ESCALATOR.
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3. AIRCON HANGGANG HALLWAY.

4. FOUNTAIN NA COKE ANG LUMALABAS.

5. SILID TULUGAN.

6. CLEARANCE PARA SA MGA TEACHER, YUNG STUDYANTE NAMAN ANG PIPIRMA.

7. GRADE PARA SA SUBJECT NA RECCES.

8. MGA ARTISTANG GUEST TUWING FLAG CEEREMONY.

9. FREE STARBUCKS COFFEE TUWING UMAGA.

10. WI-FI EVERYWHERE. :D