September 2011
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yung FEELING na...
. . . . … . . . . mas nakakatawa pa ung TAWA ng katabi mo kesa dun sa mismong JOKE… :D
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We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. at home, we have to “STUDY”. S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube. … in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.” H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge. while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”. TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.
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Someone: Knock Knock!
Other someone: Who’s there? Someone: Galunggong Vase at Higad sa Flower Vase Other someone: Galunggong Vase at Higad sa Flower Vase who? . . . . . . . . . . . Someone: Boy you got my heart beat running away beating like a drum and it’s coming your way, can’t you hear that BOOM GALUNGGONG BOOM GALUNGGONG VASE HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE! BOOM GALUNGGONG BOOM GALUNGGONG ...
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Round 2: "Loonie vs. Vice Ganda"
Loonie: Dito sa industriya, ang daming bakla. Buti na lang ako, Boy Scout, laging handa. / Wag mong sabihin sakin na, up to this day, parati ka paring sumasali ng Ms. Gay. Higante mong labi parati mong dinidisplay, sa sobrang laki akalain mo yung lipstick di-spray. Vice Ganda: WOW! Hiyang hiya naman ako sa panglalait mo sakin, kala mo kung sino kang perpekto at sobrang gwapo. Matanong ko...
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May nakita akong sapatos sa SM na sobrang ganda,
sinukat ko ito pero hindi talaga kasya. bigla na lang may lumapit na isang matanda at sinabing.. … . . . . . . “Huwag mo kasing ipilit sarili mo sa isang bagay na hindi para sayo, kaya ka nasasaktan eh.” </3
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(at the miss universe pageant back stage..)
Ms.CHINA: congratulations Angola! Ms.ANGOLA: thanks China, you like my crown? … Ms.CHINA: yes of course, go check what’s written on it.. (then Angola takes off her crown and read the little words on the back..) . . . engraved on the crown: “MADE IN CHINA”
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Teacher : May 5 ibon sa sanga, binaril ko ang isa....
Juan : Wala ma’am. Teacher : Tanga ka ba? Isa lang binaril ko mawawala na lahat? Di ka marunong magbilang? … … . . . . . . . . Juan : Bobo ka ba ma’am? Di syempre umalis yung iba! Pag ikaw ba, binaril katabi mo, steady ka lang dun? Umupo ka nga rito. Ako na magtuturo! Bobo!
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Minsan kung sino pa yung magaling mag ADVICE..
. . … . . … . . . . Siya pa yung WALANG Lovelife! :D
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- PAYABANGAN
WIKIPEDIA: Sa akin susulat ka lang ng word at hahanapan ko ng meaning. GOOGLE: Ha! Yan lang ba? Sa akin sulat ka ng word at magpapalabas ako ng maraming sources. … INTERNET: Tumahimik nga kayo kung wala ako wala kayung silbi! COMPUTER: Ha ? Ako dapat mag sabi niyan ! . . . . . . . ELECTRICITY: Sige lang salita pa kayo makikinig lang ako.
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Reasons kung bakit ayaw manligaw ng lalaki :
1. TORPE kasi siya . 2. FRIENDS at ayaw masira kung anong meron sila . 3. tingin niya , WALA siyang PAG-ASA . 4. may GUSTO din ang KAIBIGAN NIYA dun sa girl . … 5. Ex ng tropa 6. AYAW ma-REJECT . 7. WALAng PERA .
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Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.
They started typing
they did reports , emails , atachements & downloads.
But before the time was up
brownout came!
Satan cursed
Jesus sighed
When electricity was back,
Satan lost every thing he had done.
But Jesus started printin all His files.
Satan shouted ”YOU CHEATED!”
Jesus just smiled
cause He did what Satan didn’t know:
HE SAVES! :DD